The Tamest Picks
The cleanest, least-spicy titles we've rated.
1
The Housemaid
Freida McFadden · 2022 · Book
1/10
2
The Bible
Mark Burnett, Roma Downey · 2013 · TV
1/10
3
Hard Knocks
HBO Sports · 2007 · TV
1/10
4
The Civil War
Ken Burns · 1990 · TV
1/10
5
Lights Out
David F. Sandberg · 2016 · Movie
1/10
6
Berzerk
Eugene Jarvis · 1980 · Movie
1/10
7
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Peter Jackson · 2001 · Movie
1/10
8
The Book of Eli
Albert B. Hughes, Allen Hughes · 2010 · Movie
1/10
9
Barbie
Greta Gerwig · 2023 · Movie
1/10
10
Dungeon Crawler Carl
Matt Dinniman · 2021 · Book
1/10
11
Wicked
Jon M. Chu · 2024 · Movie
1/10
12
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
Cassandra Clare · 2013 · Movie
1/10
13
To Kill a Mockingbird
Harper Lee · 1960 · Book
1/10
14
Murder on the Orient Express
Agatha Christie · 1934 · Book
1/10
15
Holes
Louis Sachar · 1998 · Book
1/10
16
My Early Life
Winston Churchill · 1930 · Book
1/10
17
Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky · 1866 · Book
1/10
18
Pride and Prejudice
Jane Austen · 1813 · Book
1/10
19
Rosa Parks: My Story
Rosa Parks · 1992 · Book
1/10
20
Mein Kampf
Adolf Hitler · 1925 · Book
1/10
21
The Gulag Archipelago
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn · 1973 · Book
1/10
22
Liar's Poker
Michael Lewis · 1989 · Book
1/10
23
Moneyball
Michael Lewis · 2003 · Book
1/10
24
The Inheritance Games
Jennifer Lynn Barnes · 2020 · Book
1/10
25
The Signal and the Noise: Why So Many Predictions Fail—but Some Don't
Nate Silver · 2012 · Book
1/10
26
Too Big to Fail
Andrew Ross Sorkin · 2009 · Book
1/10
27
Twilight
Stephenie Meyer · 2005 · Book
1/10
28
The Great Gatsby
F. Scott Fitzgerald · 1925 · Book
1/10
29
The Hunger Games
Suzanne Collins · 2008 · Book
1/10
30
The Neutral Zone
John Carpenter · 1989 · Movie
1/10
31
The Midnight Library
Matt Haig · 2020 · Book
1/10
32
Deep Work: Rules for Focused Success in a Distracted World
Cal Newport · 2016 · Book
1/10
33
The Three-Body Problem
Liu Cixin · 2008 · Book
1/10
34
Watership Down
Richard Adams · 1972 · Book
1/10
35
Broken Country
Clare Morrall · 2012 · Book
1/10
36
Swamp Story
Dave Barry · 2011 · Book
1/10
37
Demon Copperhead
Barbara Kingsolver · 2022 · Book
1/10
38
Going Postal
Terry Pratchett · 2004 · Book
1/10
39
The Sound of Music
Rodgers and Hammerstein · 1959 · Book
1/10
40
Mage by Mistake
Jody Lynn Nye · 1992 · Book
1/10
41
The Lightning Thief
Rick Riordan · 2005 · Book
1/10
42
The Rape of the Lock
Alexander Pope · 1712 · Book
1/10
43
The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
Suzanne Collins · 2020 · Book
1/10
44
Game On
Clive Exton · 1995 · TV
1/10
45
The Savage and Noble Death of Babs Dionne
Paul Tremblay · 2022 · Book
1/10
46
Educated
Tara Westover · 2018 · Book
1/10
47
Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine
Gail Honeyman · 2017 · Book
1/10
48
My Sister's Keeper
Jodi Picoult · 2004 · Book
1/10
49
New Moon
Stephenie Meyer · 2006 · Book
1/10
50
The Martian
Andy Weir · 2011 · Book
1/10
51
Yellowface
R.F. Kuang · 2023 · Book
1/10
52
A Good Girl's Guide to Murder
Holly Jackson · 2019 · Book
1/10
53
A Man Called Ove
Fredrik Backman · 2012 · Book
1/10
54
Anxious People
Fredrik Backman · 2019 · Book
1/10
55
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
Judy Blume · 1970 · Book
1/10
56
As Good as Dead
Holly Jackson · 2022 · Book
1/10
57
Catching Fire
Suzanne Collins · 2009 · Book
1/10
58
Dune
Frank Herbert · 1965 · Book
1/10
59
Eragon
Christopher Paolini · 2003 · Book
1/10
60
Five Survive
Holly Jackson · 2022 · Book
1/10
61
Good Girl, Bad Blood
Holly Jackson · 2019 · Book
1/10
62
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
J.K. Rowling · 1997 · Book
1/10
63
Midnight Sun
Stephenie Meyer · 2020 · Book
1/10
64
Never Lie
Freida McFadden · 2022 · Book
1/10
65
Of Mice and Men
John Steinbeck · 1937 · Book
1/10
66
Project Hail Mary
Andy Weir · 2021 · Book
1/10
67
Red Queen
Victoria Aveyard · 2015 · Book
1/10
68
The Dark Forest
Liu Cixin · 2008 · Book
1/10
69
The Hawthorne Legacy
Jennifer Lynn Barnes · 2022 · Book
1/10
70
The Inmate
Freida McFadden · 2022 · Book
1/10
71
The Lincoln Highway
Amor Towles · 2021 · Book
1/10
72
The Maze Runner
James Dashner · 2009 · Book
1/10
73
The Mockingjay
Suzanne Collins · 2010 · Book
1/10
74
The Outsiders
S.E. Hinton · 1967 · Book
1/10
75
The Stolen Heir
Holly Black · 2022 · Book
1/10
76
The Thursday Murder Club
Richard Osman · 2020 · Book
1/10
77
The Woman in the Window
A.J. Finn · 2018 · Book
1/10
78
Untamed
Glennon Doyle · 2020 · Book
1/10
79
Horse
Geraldine Brooks · 2022 · Book
1/10
80
Speak
Laurie Halse Anderson · 1999 · Book
1/10
81
The Book Thief
Markus Zusak · 2005 · Book
1/10
82
The Brothers Hawthorne
Jennifer Lynn Barnes · 2022 · Book
1/10
83
The Catcher in the Rye
J.D. Salinger · 1951 · Book
1/10
84
The Da Vinci Code
Dan Brown · 2003 · Book
1/10
85
The Dutch House
Ann Patchett · 2019 · Book
1/10
86
The Final Gambit
Jennifer Lynn Barnes · 2019 · Book
1/10
87
The Giver
Lois Lowry · 1993 · Book
1/10
88
The Glass Castle
Jeannette Walls · 2005 · Book
1/10
89
The Hate U Give
Angie Thomas · 2015 · Book
1/10
90
The House in the Cerulean Sea
TJ Klune · 2020 · Book
1/10
91
The Housemaid's Secret
Freida McFadden · 2022 · Book
1/10
92
As Old as Time: A Twisted Tale
Leia Delacroix · 2017 · Book
1/10
93
A Whole New World: A Twisted Tale
Liz Braswell · 2015 · Book
1/10
94
Record of a Spaceborn Few
Becky Chambers · 2018 · Book
1/10
95
The Will of the Many
James Islington · 2023 · Book
1/10
96
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Ann Brashares · 2001 · Book
1/10
97
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
J.K. Rowling · 1997 · Book
1/10
98
Voyage of the Damned
Stuart Rosenberg · 1976 · Movie
1/10
99
The Bone Ship
RJ Barker · 2019 · Book
1/10
100
The Bone Ships
RJ Barker · 2019 · Book
1/10
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