The Tamest Picks
The cleanest, least-spicy titles we've rated.
1
The Housemaid
Freida McFadden · 2022 · Book
1/10
2
The Bible
Mark Burnett, Roma Downey · 2013 · TV
1/10
3
Hard Knocks
HBO Sports · 2007 · TV
1/10
4
Dungeon Crawler Carl
Matt Dinniman · 2021 · Book
1/10
5
The Civil War
Ken Burns · 1990 · TV
1/10
6
Lights Out
David F. Sandberg · 2016 · Movie
1/10
7
Berzerk
Eugene Jarvis · 1980 · Movie
1/10
8
To Kill a Mockingbird
Harper Lee · 1960 · Book
1/10
9
Murder on the Orient Express
Agatha Christie · 1934 · Book
1/10
10
The Book of Eli
Albert B. Hughes, Allen Hughes · 2010 · Movie
1/10
11
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Peter Jackson · 2001 · Movie
1/10
12
Holes
Louis Sachar · 1998 · Book
1/10
13
My Early Life
Winston Churchill · 1930 · Book
1/10
14
Rosa Parks: My Story
Rosa Parks · 1992 · Book
1/10
15
Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky · 1866 · Book
1/10
16
Pride and Prejudice
Jane Austen · 1813 · Book
1/10
17
Liar's Poker
Michael Lewis · 1989 · Book
1/10
18
Mein Kampf
Adolf Hitler · 1925 · Book
1/10
19
The Gulag Archipelago
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn · 1973 · Book
1/10
20
Twilight
Stephenie Meyer · 2005 · Book
1/10
21
The Signal and the Noise: Why So Many Predictions Fail—but Some Don't
Nate Silver · 2012 · Book
1/10
22
Too Big to Fail
Andrew Ross Sorkin · 2009 · Book
1/10
23
Barbie
Greta Gerwig · 2023 · Movie
1/10
24
Moneyball
Michael Lewis · 2003 · Book
1/10
25
The Great Gatsby
F. Scott Fitzgerald · 1925 · Book
1/10
26
The Hunger Games
Suzanne Collins · 2008 · Book
1/10
27
Deep Work: Rules for Focused Success in a Distracted World
Cal Newport · 2016 · Book
1/10
28
Swamp Story
Dave Barry · 2011 · Book
1/10
29
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
Cassandra Clare · 2013 · Movie
1/10
30
Broken Country
Clare Morrall · 2012 · Book
1/10
31
The Inheritance Games
Jennifer Lynn Barnes · 2020 · Book
1/10
32
Watership Down
Richard Adams · 1972 · Book
1/10
33
Wicked
Jon M. Chu · 2024 · Movie
1/10
34
The Three-Body Problem
Liu Cixin · 2008 · Book
1/10
35
The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
Suzanne Collins · 2020 · Book
1/10
36
The Midnight Library
Matt Haig · 2020 · Book
1/10
37
The Sound of Music
Rodgers and Hammerstein · 1959 · Book
1/10
38
Mage by Mistake
Jody Lynn Nye · 1992 · Book
1/10
39
Educated
Tara Westover · 2018 · Book
1/10
40
Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine
Gail Honeyman · 2017 · Book
1/10
41
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
J.K. Rowling · 1997 · Book
1/10
42
My Sister's Keeper
Jodi Picoult · 2004 · Book
1/10
43
The Dark Forest
Liu Cixin · 2008 · Book
1/10
44
The Hawthorne Legacy
Jennifer Lynn Barnes · 2022 · Book
1/10
45
The Inmate
Freida McFadden · 2022 · Book
1/10
46
The Lightning Thief
Rick Riordan · 2005 · Book
1/10
47
The Martian
Andy Weir · 2011 · Book
1/10
48
The Savage and Noble Death of Babs Dionne
Paul Tremblay · 2022 · Book
1/10
49
Yellowface
R.F. Kuang · 2023 · Book
1/10
50
A Good Girl's Guide to Murder
Holly Jackson · 2019 · Book
1/10
51
A Man Called Ove
Fredrik Backman · 2012 · Book
1/10
52
Anxious People
Fredrik Backman · 2019 · Book
1/10
53
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
Judy Blume · 1970 · Book
1/10
54
As Good as Dead
Holly Jackson · 2022 · Book
1/10
55
Catching Fire
Suzanne Collins · 2009 · Book
1/10
56
Demon Copperhead
Barbara Kingsolver · 2022 · Book
1/10
57
Dune
Frank Herbert · 1965 · Book
1/10
58
Eragon
Christopher Paolini · 2003 · Book
1/10
59
Five Survive
Holly Jackson · 2022 · Book
1/10
60
Good Girl, Bad Blood
Holly Jackson · 2019 · Book
1/10
61
Midnight Sun
Stephenie Meyer · 2020 · Book
1/10
62
New Moon
Stephenie Meyer · 2006 · Book
1/10
63
Of Mice and Men
John Steinbeck · 1937 · Book
1/10
64
Project Hail Mary
Andy Weir · 2021 · Book
1/10
65
Red Queen
Victoria Aveyard · 2015 · Book
1/10
66
The Book Thief
Markus Zusak · 2005 · Book
1/10
67
The Brothers Hawthorne
Jennifer Lynn Barnes · 2022 · Book
1/10
68
The Da Vinci Code
Dan Brown · 2003 · Book
1/10
69
The Final Gambit
Jennifer Lynn Barnes · 2019 · Book
1/10
70
The Giver
Lois Lowry · 1993 · Book
1/10
71
The Hate U Give
Angie Thomas · 2015 · Book
1/10
72
The House in the Cerulean Sea
TJ Klune · 2020 · Book
1/10
73
The Housemaid's Secret
Freida McFadden · 2022 · Book
1/10
74
The Lincoln Highway
Amor Towles · 2021 · Book
1/10
75
The Maze Runner
James Dashner · 2009 · Book
1/10
76
The Outsiders
S.E. Hinton · 1967 · Book
1/10
77
The Stolen Heir
Holly Black · 2022 · Book
1/10
78
The Woman in the Window
A.J. Finn · 2018 · Book
1/10
79
Untamed
Glennon Doyle · 2020 · Book
1/10
80
Horse
Geraldine Brooks · 2022 · Book
1/10
81
Never Lie
Freida McFadden · 2022 · Book
1/10
82
Speak
Laurie Halse Anderson · 1999 · Book
1/10
83
The Catcher in the Rye
J.D. Salinger · 1951 · Book
1/10
84
The Dutch House
Ann Patchett · 2019 · Book
1/10
85
The Glass Castle
Jeannette Walls · 2005 · Book
1/10
86
The Mockingjay
Suzanne Collins · 2010 · Book
1/10
87
The Thursday Murder Club
Richard Osman · 2020 · Book
1/10
88
The Neutral Zone
John Carpenter · 1989 · Movie
1/10
89
Once Upon a Broken Heart
Stephanie Garber · 2022 · Book
2/10
90
Breaking Bad
Vince Gilligan · 2008 · TV
2/10
91
The Housemaid
Paul Feig · 2024 · Movie
2/10
92
500 Days of Summer
Marc Webb · 2009 · Movie
2/10
93
The Housemaid
Mike Flanagan · 2024 · TV
2/10
94
Wuthering Heights
Emily Brontë · 1847 · Book
2/10
95
The Book of Mormon
Trey Parker, Robert Lopez, Matt Stone · 2011 · TV
2/10
96
Once an Eagle
Anton Myrer · 1968 · Book
2/10
97
The Bible
Unknown (Traditional) · Book
2/10
98
The Summer I Turned Pretty
Jenny Han · 2009 · Book
2/10
99
Camera Shy
Elinor Lipman · 2015 · Book
2/10
100
Gone Girl
David Fincher · 2014 · Movie
2/10
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